παραγραμματεύω
From LSJ
οὐδέν γε πλὴν ἢ τὸ πέος ἐν τῇ δεξιᾷ → nothing, except for my penis in my right hand | nothing, except what I have in my right hand
English (LSJ)
A alter by changing a letter: hence, make an alliterative pun on a name, Sch.Ar.Eq.78; cf. γράμμα II. 1c.