οὐδέν γε πλὴν ἢ τὸ πέος ἐν τῇ δεξιᾷ → nothing, except for my penis in my right hand | nothing, except what I have in my right hand
P. and V. εὐήθως, Ar. and P. ἀνοήτως, P. μώρως (Xen.); see foolishly.
ridiculously: P. ἀτόπως, γελοίως, καταγελάστως.